17Aug/090
Operation: Soccer Escort
Hilarious. I would love to have been the fly on the wall watching this sequence of e-mails get read:
A little about myself, I am 37 years old, and worked as a mercenary driver in the Middle East. I have escorted important clients through high-risk areas in Iraq and Afghanistan for five years. I have seen a lot of action, and have ensured the safety of my clients. Out of all the jobs I have done, 90% of my clients arrived at their destination unharmed.
